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How to Make Your Newborn Want to Kill Himself

General StuffTeresa Strasser11 Comments

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You can buy these clever onesies at a kiosk at a giant upscale outdoor mall called The Grove in Los Angeles. You could. But that would make your taste in onesies a lot like NUMBER TWO

My friend Christy Lemire (also pregnant, see the new C cups in above photo), pointed these out to me while we were on a maternity clothes shopping mission at The Gap yesterday. 


<No punsy onesies, please>

Just because the tyke can't read, doesn't mean that on some level, he can't feel his dignity being snatched away.